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PostSubject: Battle Of the Brainless 2   Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:03 pm

Q: Saan binaril si Dr Jose P. Rizal?
Clue: "B" ang simula (Bagumbayan)
A: Sa back?
Q: O sige, pwede rin na ang simula ay "L" (Luneta).
A: Sa likod?
Q: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, gamitin natin ang kaniyang modern name - "RP" (Rizal Park).
A: Sa rear part

Q: Saan tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo.
Clue: Nagsisimula sa letrang "B" (Beach).
A: Banyo.
Q: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, naaarawan ka.
A: Bubong.
Q: Hindi, pag nandoon ka na, marami kang makikita na mga babaeng nakabikini.
A: Ahhhh! beerhouse!

Q: What is the National Bird of the Philippines?
Clue: Its name starts with the letter "M"(Maya).
A: Manok!
Q: Hindi, brown ang kulay nito.
A: manok na pinirito.
Q: Hindi, mas maliit pa diyan.
A: Maggi chicken cube

Question: Ano ang ginagamit na floatation device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod?
Clue: Starts with the letter "S" - Go!!! (correct answer: salbabida)
Ateneo: (linalapit ang bibig sa mike) Sirena.
Host: Hindi! Hindi ito babae.
San Beda: Siyokoy.
host: Hinde!! Hinde ito Lalake!
La Salle: Siyoke.

Q: Anong hayop sa dagat ang may walong tentacles?
Clue: Ang pangalan niya ay nagsimula sa "Octo" (Octopus).
A: October.
Q: Hindi, walo nga ang tentacles nito.
A: Octo-walo.
Q: Hindi pa rin. Ang hayop na ito ay walang spine at malambot ang katawan.
A: Octoarts Dancer.
Q: Hindi, nagtatapos sa "s" ang pangalan nito.
A: Octoarts Dancers.
Q: Hindi pa rin.
A: Octomechanix

Q: What is the national fish of the Philippines?
Clue: Its name starts with the letter "b" (Bangus).
A: Botete.
Q: Hindi, may "s" sa dulo.
A: botetes.

Q: What is the National Flower of the Philippines?
Clue: It starts with the letter "S" (Sampaguita).
A: Sunflower.
Q: Hindi, binibenta ito sa kalye.
A: Stork.
Q: Hindi, bulaklak sabi, eh.
A: sitsarong bulaklak!
Q: Hindi pa rin. Ang ending niya ay letrang "A".
A: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka!
Q: O, para madali ha, uulitin ko ang clues at dagdagan ko pa: pangalan ng bulaklak na nagsisimula sa letrang "S", nagtatapos sa letrang "A" at kapangalan ito ng isang sikat na singer.
A: Si Sharon Cuneta

Q: Ano ang tawag ng tao na sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay nalulunod?
Clue: "L" ang simula ng pangalan niya (Lifeguard).
A: Lifebuoy.
Q: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng taong ito.
A: Safeguard.
Q: Hindi, pero makukuha mo ang pangalan nito pag pinagsama mo ang dalawang sagot mo.
A: Safe boy
Q: Hindi siya "boy" at matipuno nga ang kaniyang katawan.
A: Si Mr. Clean.


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