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 Ngongo Joke (part 3)

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PostSubject: Ngongo Joke (part 3)   Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:16 pm

Ngongo nga
Eksena sa loob ng jeepney
Ngongo: Mama, mangimara sa nganto!
Drayber: (hindi kumibo at derecho pa rin pagmamaneho)
Ngongo: Mama, langpash na ango, mangimaro na lang sa tami.
Drayber: (derecho pa rin maneho)
Ngongo: Mama ano ma!?! Saming mara sha tami eh!
Drayber: (Ipinara din yung jeepney sabay baba ni ngongo)
Pasahero: Mamang drayber, bakit naman sa malayo nyo ipinara yung jeep kawawa naman yung ngongo ang layo ng lalakarin pabalik.
Drayber: Mamuti nga sha nganya, ngasi nilolongo nya ango eh. *

May barkadang baliw,pilay at si ngongo. Ngongo: maonod tau na eni
(manood tau ng sine) BALIW:eh saan tau manonood? Ngongo: ele sa em (ed
sa SM) PILAY: tara na BAKA mahuli tau. Ngongo: among AKA wana aka sa
ene (anong BAKA walang baka sa sine) PILAY AT BALIW:anong baka walang
baka sa sine meron lang tamARAW *

My dlwang mgkumPARE ung isa ay ng0-ng0.... n nkasakay cla s bus
pApUntang tagaytay.! sab ng ngo-ngo: PAYE TAYTAY NA.? sumagot ung
kumpare ng ngo-ngo: Pare wla p tyo s tagaytay.? sab uli nung ngo-ngo:
PAYE TAYTAY NA.? sumagot ung kumpare: Wla p nga tau s tagaytay.?
sumagot uli ung ngo-ngo: PAYE TAYTAY NA OH.? sumagot ulit ung kumpare:
cnab ng wla p tyo s tagaytay eh,ang kulet mo.?
Sabi Nung Mga Pasahero: ang baho ANO b un.? sumagot ung kumpare nung
ngo-ngo: oo nga ang baho.? Nagtnginan ung mga pasahero s NGO-NGO.?
2mingin dn ung kumpare ng ngo-ngo sknya.? sab nung ng0-ng0 s Kumpare:
HABI KOH KEYO PAYE TAYTAY NA KOH EH.? naTAE pla ung NGO-NGO.?hehehe
knina p pla xa taeng taeh,? wahahahaha.... *

CATTLE - dun nakatira ang printeta at
printip
MELT - yun ang sinusuot sa mewang. *
EFFORT - dun nag-la-land ang efflane *
STATUE - ikaw ba yan? *

Isang lalaki ang nag punta sa bahay aliwan at namili sa mga Prositute
na naghihintay ng customer. Nakita niya ang isang Prostite na pilas ang
labi at ngongo. Customer: Magkano ka? Ngongo: Five hunred. Customer:
Bente pesos ka na lang. Ngongo ka naman eh. Ngongo: Four hunred.
Customer: Bente pesos ka na lang. Ngongo ka naman eh. Ngongo: Three
hunred. Customer: Bente pesos ka na lang. Ngongo ka naman eh. Ngongo:
(Medyo inis na) Two hunred. Customer: Bente pesos ka na lang. Ngongo ka
naman eh. Ngongo: (galit na talaga, sabay lilis ng palda at sabay hubad
ng panty at sabay turo sa kaniyang pekpek at sabay sabi sa customer)
Banget? ITO BA NGONGO BA ITO!!!..... *

Nakaamoy si Ngongo ng pabango sa isang store.
Sabi ni Ngongo, "Ale, mango!"
Sabi naman ng saleslady, "Pabango 'yan, hindi alimango!"
Ulit ni Ngongo, "Ale, mango!"
Nag-agawan si Ngongo at ang saleslady sa pabango. Nahulog ang pabango at
nabasag.
Sabi ni Ngongo, "Ale, masag!"
*

May panget na ng0ng0ng namamangka,nkpulot xia ng bote,kiniskis nia ito
at my lumabas na jinnie....JINNIE:isang hiling
matutupad...NG0NG0:ngawin mu angong pungi(gwin mu aqng
pogi)...JINNIE:matutupad!!(tagshiing!!)...tumingin c ng0ng0 sa
2big...NG0NG0:wow balbat,tarato otama bin laden(balbas sarado,osama bed
laden)...sby hawak sa baba...NG0NG0:at my ngleff tin pa(cleff chin)ngee
bat ang haba(hanggan noo kc)...NGONG0:..PUNGI NGA!! (pg karinig ng
jinnie puki) haha tnx..post!

hmarp s slmn c ngo2.snipat ang knyng image.tz npngti ña cnb.leftsyd,t0mclus! rytsyd,blad pit!frnt view nsert c0in!mwiset *
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