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marj Moderator
Number of posts : 779 Birthday : 1983-10-29 Age : 40 Location : Al Satwa Dubai UAE Registration date : 2009-01-30
| Subject: mga biro.. pagtyagaan nyo nLang Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:31 am | |
| Butas ng Ilong Kulas: Kung matalino ka talaga, eh bakit dalawa ang butas ng ilong natin? Pedro: Yun lang, hindi mo pa alam? Siyempre, para makahinga tayo habang nililinis natin ang isa. --------------------------------------------- Mga Naguusap Teacher: Class, ano tawag pag may dalawang kano na naguusap? Class: Nag-iinglisan po. Teacher: Ano naman ang tawag pag dalawang hindu ang naguusap? Class: Naghihindutan po. --------------------------------------------- Hairdo ni Misis Misis: Mahal nagustuhan mo ba ang bagong hairdo ko? Mister: Oo. Msis: Talaga? Mister: Oo basta't natatakpan ba ang mukha mo eh! --------------------------------------------- Ang Tenga Pagnawala TEACHER: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang 1 mong tenga? BOY: hihina po pandinig ko. TEACHER: e kung dalawang tenga? BOY: lalabo po paningin ko! TEACHER: baket naman? BOY: malalaglag po salamin ko. --------------------------------------------- Nagpapasaload pa... Dalawang magkaibigan nagtetext.... PEPE: Tol! pasa load namn! 2pesos lang, my katxt lng me. Tol: cge. w8 lng. (message sent) Pepe: Tnx tol! bait mo talaga! Tol: Gago! wag ka na magtex! sayang ung pinasa ko sayo!!! Pepe: k. --------------------------------------------- Ang Witness... ATTY: Inday! pwede mo bng idiscribe d2 sa korte ang taong nangrape sayo? INDAY: maitim, panot, tagyawatin, pango ilong at bungal... SUSPEK: cge!!!!...mangasar ka pa!!!! --------------------------------------------- Ngongo na loko... dumating c ngongo sa bahay at tinakpan ang eyes ni misis.... Ngongo: "nges hu?".... MRS: gaggyy!!!! pa-nges hu nges hu ka pa jan....e ikaw lng ngongo d2!!!! --------------------------------------------- Dentist & Lover.... Dentist: we have 2 stop seeing each other... halata na tayo ng MISTER mo. Lover: but we love each other! Dentist: oo nga...but were running out of excuses....ISA NA LNG IPIN MO! --------------------------------------------- Lovers Quarrel Misis: Hindi ko na kaya 'to! Araw-araw nalang tayong nag-aaway Mabuti pa, umalis na ako sa bahay na 'to! Mister: Ako rin, sawang-sawa na! Away rito,away roon! Mabuti pa siguro, sumama na ako sa 'yo! --------------------------------------------- Advantage at disadvantage ng may-asawa... ADVANTAGE : Pag kailangan mo, nandiyan agad. DISADVANTAGE: Pag ayaw mo na, andiyan parin! --------------------------------------------- Sa isang classroom... Titser: Class, what is ETHICS? Pilo: Etiks are smaller than ducks. Titser: Okey, that duck will lay an egg in your card. --------------------------------------------- Nung Mayaman pa... Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na. Pedro: Baligtad yata? Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare! | |
| | | marj Moderator
Number of posts : 779 Birthday : 1983-10-29 Age : 40 Location : Al Satwa Dubai UAE Registration date : 2009-01-30
| Subject: Re: mga biro.. pagtyagaan nyo nLang Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:38 am | |
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ERAp: alam mo mare ung aso ng kapitbahay kong c JDV ang talino...grabeh PGMA: ha?bakit..? pano mo nasabi..? ERAP: biruin m..pagtinanong mo ng 1+1..ta2hol..aw.aw..pag 2+2 naman ta2hol ng aw.aw..aw..aw... PGMA: ay wala pala yan sa aso ng kapitbahay kong si JUN LOZADA..mas matalino un.. ERAP: bakit..? PGMA: tinanong ko ung aso niya kagabi..1 milyon + 1 milyon........ ERAP: Oh..?anong nagyari..?nakasagot b..? PGMA: ay!..hanggang ngaun tahol pa rin ng tahol.. --------------------------------------------- MAGSYOTA SA LOOB NG SINEHAN (PART II) bfnilalamutak ***** ng gf niya)babes..hhmm..sarap.. gf: babes tama n..masakit.. bf: sandali nalang..hhmm..malaki pala babes..at masarap p..hmm. gf: gago!!..pegsa ko yan sinispsip m...masakit n.. --------------------------------------------- Sa park tumae isang pulubi sa dyaryo, nakita ng guard. Guard: Bakit ka tumae dyan? Pulubi: Hindi Ahh? Guard: Kita ko nasa dyaryo? Pulubi: Bilis ah, katatae ko lang nasa balita agad?:-) --------------------------------------------- Isang araw sumakay ng Bus si Lola Konduktor: Lola psensiya na po kc puno na! Payag po ba kyo ng Patayo? Lola: Tinamaan ka ng Lintek kung inabot mo lang ang kabataan ko, kahit patuwad payag ako! --------------------------------------------- Lumindol ng malakas noon. Nagkagulo ang lahat at nag panic! Sigaw ng isang lalaki: "Katapusan na! Katapusan na!" Sumagot ang isa rin lalaki: "Tanga! Akinse pa lang ngayon"! --------------------------------------------- PATIENT: Doc, may problema ako. Tuwing alas OTSO ng umaga, tumatae ako. DOC: O, anong masama doon? Ang iba nga, hirap tumae sa umaga! PATIENT: Doc, alas NUEBE po ako nagigising! --------------------------------------------- GMA: Ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa 3 in 1 coffee mo at kanina ka pa silip nang silip dyan? Erap: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal! May nakasulat kasi na "Sugarfree." GMA: Bobo! Banda yun! --------------------------------------------- Boy, nahulog sa septic tank, sumigaw: SUNOG! SUNOG! Dumating ang bombero, niligtas sya. Tinanong "bakit SUNOG ang cnigaw mo?" Boy: kung TAE ba cnigaw ko, pupunta kayo? TAE! TAE! Ganun!? --------------------------------------------- LOLO AND GINO KUMAKAIN LOLO: GINO PAKIABOT NGA UNG KUTSARA GINO: GINA PO LO.. LOLO: GINO PAKIABOT NGA UNG TINIDOR GINO: GINA PO LO.. LOLO: GINO PAKIABOT NGA UNG TUBIG.. GINO: GINA PO LO.. LOLO: ANAK NG TIPAKLONG..TIGIL-TIGILAN MO NGA UNG KABAKLAAN M GINO.. --------------------------------------------- KANO (trying to speak tagalog): Megkanow isang kilow mang-gow? PINOY: One way! KANO: Megkanow? PINOY: I sed, one way! KANO: Ano eybig sabeyhin one way? PINOY: Isang daan! --------------------------------------------- Nagbubungkal ng lupa si Erap para magtanim. Akala ng nakakita niloloko lang siya dahil wala naman siyang tinatanim. BANTAY: Sir, wala naman kayong tinatanim ah. ERAP: Bobo! Seedless ito! --------------------------------------------- MISTER: (naglalambing, kissing wife's shoulder)Hon, sigi naaaa... MISIS: (naiirita) Bumabagyo! MISTER: Ayaw mo yun, eh malamig? Sigii naaa... MISIS: Ano | |
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